Friday, November 11, 2011

Messy Moments

I received information about Clorox’s Bleach It Away campaign and am sharing my messy moment for the chance to win prizes from The SITS Girls. To learn more about the messy moment program, check out  Sharing your story on the Clorox fan page gets you entered for the chance to win $25,000 and daily prizes, and you can grab a coupon for Clorox® Regular Bleach.

This sentence sums up the first step to enter:
Spending time with friends and family can lead to fun and memorable moments, but also some very messy ones. Tell us about the messiest moments that you’ll always remember!

I guess I should share my messy story. 

During highschool I was working as a cashier at a toy store to make some extra cash.  The toy store was in a really nice part of the city so sometimes famous people (by famous I mean local TV news casters and such)  would stop by and buy something.  Well one day I'm just working at the register minding my own business when I see this big famous NBA player Goran Giricek standing infront of me. I used to go watch the games all the time with my dad and sister so I was a pretty big fan.  Totally caught off guard and a little star struck I was trying to talk to him and be nice, scan the items he was buying and pack them into bags at the same time. I didn't even realize that I wasn't really scanning any of the objects, just creepily staring at him not breaking eye contact while putting the toys straight into the bags. By the time I had packed it all up I realized what had happened when I saw that there was no reciept I had to shamefully pack it all out again to scan and then pack it back up, it pretty much took forever!  He was being really nice about it though but I was just dieing inside! 

As if that wasn't enough bad stuff to make the day horrible, more stuff happens.  At the end of my shift I was walking out to my car with a cup of coffee that I got on my way (I had to walk pretty far since it was around christmas time and literally all the parking spots where taken) I feel something hit my shoulder and then see something fall on my chest infront of me.  It was BIRD POOP! I just thought to myself "oh you have got to be kidding me universe! what have I done to deserve this!?" I got pooped on. TWICE! I literally felt like this:

 So naturally I was totally steaming pissed at the world.  Finally I get to my car I didn't even bother to wipe the poop off I just wanted to get home.  So while driving home some jerk decides to cut me off and I'm forced to slamm on the breaks making the coffee I had in the cup holder jump out and spill all over my lap.  At this point I was ready to get out of the car and be all like: 

I held it together though, well I might have just flipped him the bird as I drove by. Finally I get home, I come in the door all covered in bird poo and coffee and just look at my mom like:

My mom didn't even ask.  I guess a mother just knows.  She just looked at me and said "Don't worry, it'll wash out."  I spent the next couple of hours in the bath tub just thinking "yeah, that happened." 

At least I can look back and laugh at it.  It makes for a pretty hilarious story.  

I hope I win the contest, the winners are picked randomly so the story has nothing to do with it.  Wish me luck and join! :) 

Over and out,


Pashupati said...

Should I give you an Internet hug for something that happened long ago? Yeah! *hug*
My messy moment was one time I sneezed in gym class, and... well, it got messy, with snot all over my lips and hand.
That's not the real problem, anyway. The thing was that after I asked for a handkerchief, I got booed by the some other students and the teacher looked at me weirdly and asked if I really had to try and "show off" like that :o
The students I asked an handkerchief from pretended I wanted to wipe off myself on them. It lasted a few days, and sometimes after that when I seemed to not make enough efforts the teacher would remind me of the event :/ and one time a student later too, with others going all "yeah! I remind that! SO DISGUSTING!" :/ (I feel like some kind of dork, now, talking about that on a blog's comments :D)
Also, I hate birds' poop.

Honeysuckelle said...

Wow that is one messed up day...

I have this irrationally large fear of being pooped on a bird on a trip or something, like say I had a bird poop on me when I was on my day trip to New York? I would have just died. I would be on a handy wipe mission. Was the coffee super hot? I hope not.

I love the pictures btw, the "Come at me Bro" and "That's just fucking great" made me giggle. Oh, I say "Fuck" constantly IRL but I really try hard not to curse in my blog posts - its a challenge in itself.


Borjana said...

Didn't know this!Sorry,but this is hilarious!:-p

Vanessa said...

Thanks for sharing this story with us, it's so fucking hilarious. And it also could have been me in this story and not you, things like this always happen to me :)

cheeky rose said...

Somedays are just **** but at least you can laugh at it

cheeky rose said...

Oh by the way the skirt does not zip up, but thats a great idea

laura said...

oh em gee.... all in one day? BOO! But hey, it makes a pretty hilarious story!

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I can't stop laughing! Ok...I know its not funny but I can't stop laughing! You poor thing! Kiah

Anonymous said...

You should definitely win for that story! Hopefully you'll get lucky, which will make up for it :) (Maybe. Kind of.)

La Dama said...

Oh no amor! I would ran home too.
at least it came out and you look cute.
pictures are hilarious.

The Canon Girl said...

Awww poor baby. That's a crappy day fo sho! Luckily you can always start over the next day!

Marta said...

That was just a lousy day but good at the same time because you saw in person that NBA player.
*I laughed a little bit while reading this, I couldn't help it :)